DevJokes: Jokes that only Programmers and Developers Understand

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DevJokes an acronym for Developer Jokes which are Jokes that only Programmers,  Developers and those who in the field of computer science and IT will understand. Here is the collection of few Devjokes.

#1

Q) How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

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A) None, That’s a Hardware Issue

#2

Pointers in C: “I know a guy who knows a guy… who knows another guy”

#3

Q) How much space will be freed up once Britain leaves the EU?

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A) 1 GB

#4

Q) What did JavaScript call his son?

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A) JSON

#5

She : Say those magical words and I am yours

Developer : Pull request created Winking face

#6

Q) Why does C get all the chicks and Java doesn’t?

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A) Because C doesn’t treat them like objects!

#7

Q) why was the web developer single on valentine’s day?

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A) because they forgot to commit!

#8

Q) What does one use to manage the state of their previous relationship?

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A) Vuex

#9

Q) I am declaring a war

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A) var war;

#10

Q) Why did the Javascript developer go see a therapist? .

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A) Because he didn’t Node how to Express himself.

#11

Q) Why do they call it IE?

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A) Because that’s the sound developers make when they have to open it

#12

Q) Why do all Java developers wear glasses?

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A) Because they don’t C#

#13

Today I asked a software engineer what a “cookie” is.

Reply (not joking): “an american desert, served with milk” (fact though)

#14

Q) Who is the world’s most famous web developer?

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A) Peter Parker.

#15

Q) Why do Front-End Developers eat lunch alone?

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A) Because, they don’t know how to join tables.



#16

Once C++ walks into a bar and sees C.

C is drunk, falling on the floor, spitting and swearing.

How classless! – says C++

#17

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

#18

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”

#19

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

#20

Behind every good program, there is a frustrated programmer.

#21

1/3 of Internet bandwidth is used by Netflix.

the rest is used by rm -rf node_modules && npm install

#22

#pisa-tower {
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#23

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

#24

Debugging: Being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.

#25

I went on a date. The girl said ” Pass the salt “. I replied ” Pass by value or by reference!”

#26

When the inventor of the USB stick dies they’ll gently lower the coffin, they pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.

#27

Dev Me: What’s your “better than sex”?

Dev Friend: Write code that compiles without errors and runs without bugs on my first try.

Dev Me: I had an orgasm just reading that.

#28

Dad: So what do you want to do when you grow up?

Kid: Engineering

Dad: Oh great, so you want to become an engineer?

Kid: No, I want 4 more years to decide what I want to do

#29

Conversation between layman and developer

  • layman: Hey! What’s your address
  • developer: 173.168.15.10
  • layman: No man. Your local address
  • developer: 127.0.0.1
  • layman: I mean your physical address
  • developer: 29.01.38.62.31.58

#30

Q) Who is a programmer?

A) A person who fixed a problem that you don’t know you have, in a way you don’t understand.

#31

Will be continued in Part 2 of DevJokes

OR

do {
//blaw blaw
   if (Read= "#30") {
       continue;
   }
//blaw blaw
}
while (Part2);

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